Ozzy recently got his driving licence, and to celebrate he purchased a top-of-the-range Italian sportster.
But the dream went sour after just a few hours when Ozzy bumped into another motorist – who turned out to be a lawyer.
Wife and manager Sharon Osbourne says: “He just passes his test, and every guy’s dream it to have a Ferrari, so he gets himself one.
“He goes, ‘I’m going driving’ – he goes out, gets lost and then he hits another car. But the guy he hits is a lawyer.
“So then Ozzy has a wicked panic on. The guy goes, ‘I’m calling the police,’ but Ozzy goes, ‘You don’t have to, it’s only a minor thing.’ The guy goes, ‘I’m a lawyer.’
“Of all the people in the world – the guy was being really lawyer-like, asking questions and being really strict.”
Now the Prince of Darkness is cautious about getting back behind the wheel. Sharon adds: “The guy didn’t recognise Ozzy – he was a lawyer.”
But the small mishap has temporarily forced Ozzy off the road, because he fears he'll get into another accident if he drives off again.
POOR OZZY :(
ReplyDeleteDamn... Sounds like my luck... I feel for ya Ozzy!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a bummer after all these years and he finally got up the courage and went for and bragged we was a license driver and he hits a lawyer. It could have been worse if say he hit the President of United States.
ReplyDeleteIt's so sad but you can't help but laugh about!
Ozzy never wins lol
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